Sweet mother of jeebus. Here is a list of my most hated problems with this game...
Lag. Yes, with all the money the fat bastards at Activision are bringing in, you'd think that they'd have the decency and appreciation for human kind that they would use dedicated servers for this game. As you can see in my last sentence, there was no question mark. That's because it was a rhetorical question. Another example of a rhetorical question is as follows- Would I piss on Bobby Kotick if he was on fire and only he could save mankind from the Apocalypse?
Kill Streaks. Those of us who regularly play the game all love the get out kill streaks. I personally have developed a taste for the old AC130. But unfortunately, the game can at times be unbalanced, resulting in a flurry of harriers and pavelows followed by countless chopper gunners, without any hope of destroying them. My suggestion is for everyone to go and spray paint Bobby F**kwit's house (It won't get rid of the AC130 blackened skies, but it will make you feel better)
Campers. Brainless little children who can barely hold the controller in their hand (much less have some skill and take down some players), sitting in a fookin corner and killing the 2 people that might walk by throughout the whole match. Of course the people that they do manage to kill are themselves one kill away from calling in their killstreaks. Rumour has it that Bobby Cocknose hired out his 700 children (from his 50 deformed wives) to play MW2 and sit underneath digital leaves to piss off the people who he financially raped so they could pay for the game.
Any other suggestions, leave it in the comments below. Now back to some more punishment
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